BLONDE JOKE…
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it’s only fair, since you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I’m a six-foot tall, 175-pound blonde with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?” The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No, not if I’m gonna to have to explain it five times.”
July 19, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Good one…roflmao…thanks for the laugh
July 19, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Your welcome…you gotta have a laugh every now and then π
July 19, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Ditto Baron’s comments – this is a very good one – thanks for the Sunday morning (western USA) laugh!
July 19, 2009 at 6:08 pm
I have been known to have a few blonde moments Lance, I prefer to call them Senior moments lol x
July 31, 2009 at 9:48 pm
It’s those pigeons!
July 31, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Why’s that fecking puppet’s picture coming up all the time?
July 31, 2009 at 10:19 pm
aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I’ve turned into Brains
July 31, 2009 at 10:23 pm
didn’t know you could dance like this brains cooool π
August 1, 2009 at 7:14 am
nah, it’s my bro -;(
I’ve got 2 size 14 left feet ……(ask Mrs P)