BLONDE JOKE…

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it’s only fair, since you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I’m a six-foot tall, 175-pound blonde with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?” The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No, not if I’m gonna to have to explain it five times.”

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9 Responses to “BLONDE JOKE…”

  1. Good one…roflmao…thanks for the laugh

  2. montieandme Says:

    Your welcome…you gotta have a laugh every now and then πŸ™‚

  3. Ditto Baron’s comments – this is a very good one – thanks for the Sunday morning (western USA) laugh!

  4. montieandme Says:

    I have been known to have a few blonde moments Lance, I prefer to call them Senior moments lol x

  5. It’s those pigeons!

  6. Why’s that fecking puppet’s picture coming up all the time?

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